The name's Austin. In short, I'm an 19 year old lad with a lot of love and even more patience. Oh, and blue eyes. I get complimented on them pretty often.
My interests include equality, the elimination of any and all slurs, The Hunger Games, Jennifer Lawrence, Kristen Stewart, Chris Colfer, Lea Michelle, citrus scents, indie/acoustic music, Supras, sweaters, space, and spoiling those I care about.
Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins:
- Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
- Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
- I screwed the barmaid.
- Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
- I screwed a lot of girls here.
- Sollemnes, you screw well!
- Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
Nice to see nothing has changed.
do you ever go into a book store and just find all of your favourite author’s books even though you already have them and you just hover in that general area for a while
There is a throbbing purple penis surrounded by a rainbow bearing down on the Republican National Party Convention.
what if death was actually just a really nice dude gathering the people in your life for a surprise party when you finally finish your existence
i wanna be so hot that when drivers drive by me they stare for so long that they crash & die
